Design and create a game!

I need you to design and build it. Firstly, I need to say the graphics and development are all for the employee to create. The game is to be called Jodie Manns blogging for life! 1. There needs to be a button to press with the word life on it.. This is to become a year older. The games main page is to be a blank page. How it works is you write a post and an altermated post pings straight back and you have to answer. You eventually have a page with your life written down. 2. Please create posts yourself and every post needs to stay age appropriate for the posts of which ping at any particular age. 3. The end result is the idea to make this look like a blog, but for a gaming fake person. 4. The oldest they can reach is 75. 5. Add about 5 altermated short posts to each year. The end result is to have a life on paper that might not make total sense, but could read quite funny. SO IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MAKE ALTERMATED POSTS FUNNY! So I know that you read this all, start message reply with "HI GUYS!" Finally, please make sure you will be able to write 5 MOSTLY FUNNY responses for each of the 75 years and you can be able to create the game so you always die at a different age and also every time the player presses the button to get a year older it states there new age. If you cannot apply to all these requests DONT respond!