Please enter my 25 US dollars guaranteed contest associated with this project — IoT project — MicroPython on an ESP32

You do not need any experience to enter my contest because I care about your *ability* but I do not care about your *experience*. Više volim da živite u Bosni i Hercegovini, Kosovu, Crnoj Gori, Srbiji, sjevernoj Makedoniji ili Albaniji. I prefer you live in Bosnia and Herzegovina, Kosovo, Montenegro, Serbia, Northern Macedonia, or Albania. However, I will consider candidates who live anywhere. You don't need to bid on this project to apply. Instead of bidding on this project please enter my contest associated with this project... https://www.freelancer.com/contest/No-experience-necessary-Test-for-candidates-interested-in-working-on-an-IoT-project-MicroPython-on-ESP-I-prefer-you-live-in-Bosnia-and-Herzegovina-Kosovo-Montenegro-Serbia-Northern-Macedonia-or-Albania-1783207 If you want to bid on this project, of course you may, but if you were to bid on this project you would be wasting one of your bids. You should ignore the text below if you click on the link above to my contest because the information below is included at the link above. However, if you don't click on the link above please feel to read below... *** OVERVIEW *** I care about your ability not your experience. In other words, your experience does not matter to me. We will work together by *text* chatting for one hour a day. We will *not* video chat. Therefore, you do not need to speak English for this project. I have created functional specifications for an interesting and challenging IoT (Internet of Things) project using MicroPython and an ESP32 microcontroller (which is akin to Arduino but generally better than Arduino) yet you neither need any experience with MicroPython nor with an ESP32 microcontroller. I have an ESP32 here in Los Angeles. You will help me to write firmware (software) which I will load onto my ESP32. Therefore, although I am merely a Python beginner I am seeking a very intelligent person to tutor me because you will be learning about MicroPython and the ESP32 microcontroller as you teach me about the MicroPython and the ESP32 microcontroller. Yes, of course I presume the sentence that precedes this one probably seems outlandish (bizarre) to you. *** DAYS AND HOURS *** I will pay you for one hour of your time to text chat (*not* video chat) with me for one hour each day or night (Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday) sometime between 5pm to 10pm (GMT+2). Would you normally be available to work one hour per day, Sunday-Thursday between 5pm to 10pm (GMT +2)? You may choose a different one hour time period to work with me on each day we work together. For example, we might on Sunday from 5pm to 6pm, on Monday 9pm to 10pm, on Tuesday from 7pm to 8pm, and so on. *** EXTREMELY LOW RISK OF BEING PAID *** I suppose most freelancers and most clients have unrealistic expectations about Freelancer.com. I guess that over 90% of freelancers and clients quit using Freelancer.com within a year. Also, as you might know, not only is it difficult for freelancers to convince clients to award them a project on Freelancer.com, but it is also actually often difficult for freelancers who work on a project to receive their full payment. This can be *extremely frustrating* for freelancers. In my experience fixed time/fixed price projects on Freelancer.com (and elsewhere, not only on the internet) only work well for small projects with extremely clear specifications. In reality, most fixed time/fixed price projects have vague specifications and are too big. If you were to work with me on this project I would pay you hourly. Specifically I intend to normally create a Milestone Payment on Freelancer.com for you, prior to each day we work, for one hour of your time. As a result you would take a tiny financial risk because you would only risk being unpaid for one hour of your time.