Need articles written monthly basis - style of articles is satire

Need 2-3 satire style articles written monthly - in the style of the onion news

(but jewelry/diamond based articles - this is a business 2 business magazine

each article should be approx minimum 800-1200 words

dont bid if you cant write the style articles I want - i want satire humor , irony, sarcasm, ridicule etc.

I have 2 ideas for articles

1) obamacare kills valentines day - due to the cost of obamacare the cost of jewelry & diamonds has skyrocketed is out of the reach for million of americans etc. etc.

2) pet jewelry is hitting all time highs expected to top 1 billion in sales

or any other ideas you may have

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