A quick witted beer and wine enthusiast with many years experience in tending bar, making menus, as well as describing and selling wine.
Beyond that, I have managed several businesses and can perform anything from data entry to an and thorough product review for you. My writing skills are at least above average and I have a college level education in both the English language and writing.
Additionally, there is a nerdy side of me that would be happy to scribble a short story, esoteric poem, or even flush out a campaign of epic adventures.