Hi! Thanks so much for checking out our contest. We need you to design a website banner (1440 X 560 ) that features our 3 funny alcohol-inspired travel tumblers. Images of these tumblers are attached - please include all three designs (1) Might be water, might be vodka, (2) Might be water, might be tequila, and (3) Might be water, might be whiskey. We want this web banner to be bright, bold and graphic. Our target audience is middle aged women and the banner should appeal to them. Please include the text "Might Be Water Collection" somewhere in your banner graphic. Thanks so much for your entry!
Hi! We would like to build a funny cartoon for our construction business. I will attach something similiar with what we need. If you can create something like that with a text on top "Alex The Builder" . The colors for the writing should be white as i am using it on the company's van which is grey. We are happy to hear and see your ideas. The caricature should not have copy rights. Thank you!
I am looking for a skilled 3D modeler who can create a detailed 3D model ...perfume bottle. The model should be accurate and include all the details of the original bottle, including its dimensions, shape, and any other relevant features. The final model should be in a suitable file format (such as .obj or .fbx). The model should be high-quality and suitable for use in product visualizations, presentations, and other applications. All quads, thickness applied, closed faces and manifold geometry. Moving parts should be separated and material sets applied. I would like the model to be completed within 3 days of the project being awarded. Please include examples of your previous 3D modeling work in your proposal. Thank you for your interest in this project. I look forward to hearing...
I need 2 videos per day like these. Video length 1 min per video for youtube short, tiktok, instagram etc. I don't want long videos. The music could be used from a trendy music or jokes or funny movie scene and the animation should match the jokes. You can get the jokes from youtube or tiktok. I will send you a video that need will show you where you can get those ideas, no voiceover would be needed since you can outsource the music from exsisting video or shorts from youtube tiktok or instagram Here are sample and I need 10 videos per week - Monday through Friday. Here are some sample videos what I am looking for - I am flexible on pricing since we will working for long time. there
Good day, we need an animation of a chameleon. the design should be like the picture in the attachment this animation "chameleon." should serve as a moderator for a funny quiz show. the design is desired similar to pascal from rapunzel. here is the link from the chameleon: the animation should be about 10 seconds. it is just the basis for further cooperation. simple possibly funny movements. walking slowly. slight movements of the tail. funny facial expressions of eyes and mouth. the chameleon will then also speak later. we need more characters for the project. With this request we would like to see if the cooperation fits.
Good day, we need a short 3d film ( 10 seconds ) with the character as shown in the example picture. expiry movie: 1) the chameleon comes slowly (important) from the right side of the screen into the middle. the tail moves realistically from right to left. the eyes and the face also move. 2) the chameleon stops in the...picture. expiry movie: 1) the chameleon comes slowly (important) from the right side of the screen into the middle. the tail moves realistically from right to left. the eyes and the face also move. 2) the chameleon stops in the middle of the screen. turns towards the screen and looks at the viewer. the mouth moves as if the chamelon were speaking. IMPORTANT; please represent the chameloen as funny as in this link: how long do you need ?
I am building a small tiny houseboat and need inspiration for the side walls. They are out of plywood are just brownish and ugly. It can be anything... pop art, geometric stuff, sunset, faces, .... Make the box look pretty. Simple design would make things easier but i am open for anything :) If possible only use black and white
We are a smart home automation products company that is looking for a creative approach to defining our core name and creative personality to bringing new products to consumers. At a very specific level our company name is central to our persona: IQ Home As such, our name will be the defining feature behind the ideas "Smart" (IQ) as a measurement and your ...be viewed here: Good luck. Final deliverables are to be in Illustrator (vector files only). You are free to use a reasonably priced paid font, something that we can obtain the FULL family for under $30 and definitely please do not do anything that has Serifs... We like clean and proper visual type-faces, not old Roman or Script type fonts.
I need to find someone who can take screenshots of a comic. Images need to be of faces in the comic. Images should be: 1) 512 by 512 2) Speech bubbles should have a black box over them 3) Other faces should have a black box over them I've attached some examples
We want to hire (a scenarist)someone for writing a funny and catchy ads/Reklam script for Radio Promotions . We need creative and unique ideas.
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T shirt design for funny animal shirts Looking for the following Goat Panda Zebra Poodle Giraffe Donkey Squirrel Front will have a small picture of the animal example Goat and the back will have the below ATC (animal training crew) logo on back with a funny line like I’m the horny goat or everybody was panda kung fu fighting
I would like a high-quality photo of my friend and me in a glamourous setting, such as luxury spa. The photo should be a face swap with other people who resemble us and the lighting should be adjusted to match our features. The photo should be with the two of us and should incorporate our hair and faces in the image. I have attached photos of myself and my friend. , but please feel free to suggest other similar settings. Please note that I am looking for a professional-looking photo and do not want any cheap cut-and-paste jobs. Thank you!
Hi team, I need someone to find the best moment of this video and create an unreal reel for insta/titok. I am also looking for someone to do these once a week, ever week. Review the video: The first step is to review the video you provided and identify the best moment that could be used for a TikTok/Instagram reel. This could be a particularly funny, interesting, or visually appealing part of the video that would grab the viewer's attention. Create a storyboard: Once you have identified the best moment, the next step is to create a storyboard for the reel. This will help you visualize how the reel will look and flow, and what elements you will need to include. Edit the footage: Using video editing software, trim the video down to the selected moment and add
Hi, 2 x photos attached. Photo 301 is the final picture to be used and edited. Can we please: -Remove Boy on the left-hand side from the photo completely. - Can we add girls centre right and girl far right-hand side faces where they face the front in pic 299 and add them to pic 301 so all 6 of us are facing the front. Thank You
...cropping. Maintain full resolution throughout in "master" copy. Resampling, etc. should be done to generate additional, specific image deliverables. Lens correction for iPhone 14 Pro camera. Adjust illumination and color balance to give best overall image appearance. Additionally, please: a. Subdue the bright highlights a bit so that they don't stand out as bright spots, especially on people's faces. b. Reduce glare in eyeglasses in person on left c. Attempt to crop out or subdue image of man in background to left of head of second person from left d. Try to reduce blur of moving hand of third person from left e. Dodge (or whatever) to reduce bright light on wall in background between third and fourth persons from left. f. Reduce extreme brightness of hair o...
We are looking to make about 10 t shirts. With memes that are funny about Iceland. Example, chuck norris can say eyjafjallajökull backwards. Something funny and edgy. ONLY ORIGINAL CONTENT AND NO STEALING
I need you to design 2 box labels. The size of box is 15 cm x 6cm x 6cm (height x length x width) The box labeling should match with the labeling that we already have. The Design should be of high quality and colors should match or complement the existing labeling. Overall it should give a premium look and feel. The labels need to be divided into 6 parts corresponding to the 6 faces of the box. I will give you the design references and more details later.
I have 4 pix of my grandsons I’d like to have improved with photoshop. Remove the shadows on their faces, bodies and the sand. They will be displayed in a grouping (attached to show how). I’d like the lighting in the 4 photos to look similar. Thanks for your consideration.
...Laugh more A good sense of humor can't cure all ailments, but it can help you feel better, even if you have to force a fake laugh through your grumpiness. When you laugh, it not only lightens your mental load but also causes positive physical changes in your body. Laughter fires up and then cools down your stress response. So read some jokes, tell some jokes, watch a comedy or hang out with your funny friends. Or give laughter yoga a try. Connect with others When you're stressed and irritable, your instinct may be to isolate yourself. Instead, reach out to family and friends and make social connections. Social contact is a good stress reliever because it can offer distraction, provide support and help you tolerate life's up and downs. So take a coffee break with ...
**SHOR...with your food. Also, our bodies might not always digest all the food we eat, so then bacteria in our colon, which is in our tummies, turns those pieces of food into gases instead, gases like hydrogen and carbon dioxide. But all that gas has to go somewhere otherwise we might get filled up with gases and burst! We don’t want that, do we?! So instead, the gases pop out the bottom – and might make a funny noise on the way out!” So the video would need to match the script as we go through the explanation. Other videos will show how molecules are reacting together to cause effects. *Please note this is a SHORT deadline of end of Sunday 12th March UK time.* Will accept people without experience as long as they can prove there ability in advance - perhaps us...
...indicate which ones are the main materials and which details need to appear). (Depending on the content, this part may require 2-4 shots) E.) Product close-up (text: introduction to a feature of the product) (Each feature will be accompanied by one shot) (For each product, we will provide a list of 4-6 shots, depending on the features) F) Special operation of the product, with people's hands but not faces shown, performing simple operations with the product (text: introduction to the use of the product) (Regarding the usage, we will provide simple explanations) (Depending on the characteristics of each product, there may be 4-6 different shots showing how people hold and use the product, how to fasten it to the body, etc. Some products may need to demonstrate how to connect ...
Looking for some imagination in developing an image for 8 & 10 year old martial arti...designing their racing (karting) gear. I’m looking for someone that could bring my 8 & 10 year old champs into the light. They are competing in judo all around the world and preparing for go karting comp in Apr amongst other things. I would like an aggressive, yet kids friendly image for both; from social media graphics to racing gear, etc. And something that would make them stand out of all “funny cat social crap” instantly. For example, i’m trying to design their racing suits and suffering as i’ve no experience. I know what we/they want, but i can not make the software to produce it for us. Thus, it is somebody with imagination and skills in editi...
At Air, we are obsessed with creating magical products that will make our future grandkids proud and that cause our customer’s faces to light up. We are currently working on a suite of products that help businesses scale rapidly… from a dialer that takes pickup rates from 22% to 61%, to a conversational AI that can have full-blown 25 minute sales calls and is indistinguishable from a human. Because of our customers' love for our products, we’ve generated $7.6MM in revenue since launching Air 57 days ago ($48MM/yr pace w/o a dime of VC capital). BACKGROUND: We have a dialing software for outbound sales teams and right now the average rep will only have 4 hours of talk time out of dialing for 8 hours. This means only 50% of their time is being used producti...
About EMPAREJA: PODCAST LOGO, ABOUT A COUPLE THAT MEETS TO TALK COMMON EVERYDAY TOPICS AND THINGS THAT HAPPEN AT THEIR JOBS AND LIVES. Project Description: OUR IDEA OF THE LOGO IS A NAME WITH A LITTLE THICK LETTERS WITH A VENEZUELAN EMPANADA AT THE BEGINNING OF THE NAME AND REPLACING THE LETTERS A WITH MINIATURES OF OUR FACES MADE CARTOONS. WITH A PALETTE OF COLORS THAT ARE THE FOLLOWING > (264653) (2A9D8F) (E9C46A) (F4A261) (E76F51)
I have a book cover pdf. I want someone to incorporate one of the images of the couple from the pictures onto the front or back of the image. I think I want the image of the couple cropped so that only them and their faces and bodies are showing (and not the background behind the couple).
I would like a business logo created that would represent my husband and myself. I was thinking two faces linked together. A man and a woman face. The business name is Fortyone Forty. To also incorporate the business name as well Our slogan is staying constant in a world of change. If there is anyway to incorporate a globe and the faces within or the background like a world, map or globe
This project is about jaw problems, such as an advanced or retracted jaw. We have images for females and want to design similar faces for men. It is not difficult. you can easily remove makeup, put a thin beard and mustache hair on the face, and change the shape of the eyes and the external appearance of the face. You can use the same face model or other models from your side, but all faces must be similar, such as the sent forms, and the goal is to show the face in the normal healthy state, and the face in the unsound state, they are almost 8 models faces. There are two important points the first is that the faces should be exactly similar from the nose and upward, and the second is the smile, teeth edges, and eyes, and everything should be clear, clean, and si...
I would love to recreate these vintage “sweet and sour” wall hangings. I need someone to create the mould so I can then cast them. Not sure if it’s doable! <3
...(NCC) using the information provided on the pans and elevations. State whether the proposal would comply with the NCC or what further information you require. 2. Assess the artificial lighting design for the dwelling for compliance with the NCC, using the artificial lighting plan provided.. 3. The Council Planning Department would like the building to be “mirrored” on the site so that the deck faces the Western boundary. Discuss, in terms of the above assessment how and why the new orientation of the building would influence the energy efficiency of the building. This part of the report should include: 1. A detailed assessment against the energy efficiency provisions for each element 2. An assessment of the artificial lighting design for the dwelling which may incl...
Put HEALING on the side of the shirt or HEALING on side of the face One front of the shirt picture. Line drawing of half of a women's face. And on another shirt a line drawing of half of a man's face. Maybe give the women lipstick one and have a f...side of the face One front of the shirt picture. Line drawing of half of a women's face. And on another shirt a line drawing of half of a man's face. Maybe give the women lipstick one and have a flower on the other side of her face. Colorful flower. At the bottom of the back of the shirt put Becoming The Best Version Of Me High resolution PDF Svg Picture like these maybe something similar. Faces maybe no one has yet. Can I get some short sets. Shirts and shorts also to see what it looks like. Since we are g...
I am starting a new Youtube Channel called "The FAS Show" (FAS = Funny, Awesome, Smart). I need an intro video with logo motion that will sync with the audio from file [FASSHOW ] where the logo elements move together (more or less as described in [general background new - ] file) and at the end, they form the full logo as seen in (general background ). Directorial notes: 1. When the audio reaches the "Funny, Awesome, Smart" part, the letters fall down one by one as when the "funny" word is finished to be said, the F reaches final position, when "awesome" finishes, the A reaches the final position, when "smart" is told, the S reaches the final position. 2. When the audio reaches the "Show" word, by the end of...
Hi. I‘m starting a business as a photographer. I need a cool logo. The name is „Anumalie Fotografie“ which means that I do creative and funny picture in different perspectives. So the logo should be something special, too. A friend of mine draw some ideas and two of them could be nice. See the attached photo. They don’t need to be exactly the same. It’s just a possible idea. But I like the look with the lense, so everyone sees that it’s about photography. I like it colorful or black & gold. Searching for someone who can make this perfect little logo. Maybe give me 5 different ones to choose from. I need it for my homepage, instagram and as a card in my purse. So make sure I get all different sizes and format.
Hi. I‘m starting a business as a photographer. I need a cool logo. The name is „Anumalie Fotografie“ which means that I do creative and funny picture in different perspectives. So the logo should be something special, too. A friend of mine draw some ideas and two of them could be nice. See the attached photo. They don’t need to be exactly the same. It’s just a possible idea. But I like the look with the lense, so everyone sees that it’s about photography. I like it colorful or black & gold. Searching for someone who can make this perfect little logo. Maybe give me 5 different ones to choose from. I need it for my homepage, instagram and as a card in my purse. So make sure I get all different sizes and format.
(My maximum budget is £20) Drawing a funny cartoon: A hand broken qualified tradesman who is escaping with money in other hand from a house and a few people in the street His Appearance (He has shaved his face and he is a short guy with short sleeves top and jeans and he’s medium size)
Drawing a funny cartoon: A hand broken qualified tradesman who is escaping with money in other hand from a house and a few people in the street His Appearance (He has shaved his face and he is a short guy with short sleeves top and jeans and he’s medium size) My maximum budget is £20
I want a 3D modeller who can create STL files for people's faces from 2D photos.
This video MUST be funny. There will be 3-4 situation 20-30 seconds each that go by script. This should be funny characters / cartoons
I’d like a logo for a therapy dog business, the business is called Happy Tails Therapy Dogs. Logo needs to be suitable for embroidery on the breast pocket of a polo shirt as well as print and web. Nothing silly or funny. My inspiration is my dog, see attached pic. Thanks
I need a logo for a new therapy dog name is Happy Tails Therapy Dogs. Logo needs to be used for embryonic a polo tshirt, social media and eventually a web page. I’m not after a silly/funny logo, and I’m not wedded to any colour in particular, but would prefer not to have fluro colours. Inspiration comes from my puppy, see attached.
An illustration to use for my sister in law and her son’s (my nephew’s) celebration of their 70th and 40th bday. I will use the illustration on a menu card( as a soft pastel background) and some other pieces! I’d like it if it could be almost a like a pencil drawing and also one in color. I’d like it to be a little like the beauty and the beast illustration but with their faces and clothes( see pictures )…. Also would like my sister in law to hold a single pink rose and my nephew holding a badge( see picture).
...(Black,white,medium gray) with simple and not too flashy improvements. Specifically these Sections: * Title Header - overall Font theme (Trademark Oval must stay on left side of Header) * Section Titles - 'look' and font relative to matching Font theme * Photo galleries Sections: make more interesting yet still relatively simple not too flashy. a. Everyday-Everywhere-Everybody b. Familiar Faces c. The Goods Nation * Section Alignments and tighter Spacing * Embed 3rd party - * Mobile Site: Appearance-make sure it looks as good as possible ------ The Pay Scale is as follows: Step 1: $150 - 1st pass Step 2: $100 - 2nd pass w/ adjustments Step 3: $50 - Tweek and Finalize Total = $300 Best regards and thank you for your time, Wade Roberts...
Need an editor who can do funny edits and can also do visual effects. Please send example. 100$ max
I am a senior banker and would love to write my first book. I dealt with Wealthy customers all time and I’ve seen many stories and secrets. Some are funny stories and some are scary related to money laundering maybe! After 25 yrs I decided to talk about these stories.
We will print a 3meter by 3meter design on the wall of our cannabis dispensary. The theme is Weed and juice. We sell cannabis and organic fruit juices. picture of the actual wall attached for reference. the design should be colorfull, include some cannabis leafs, fruits, and should have weed & juice written on the top, the style can be cartoony, realistic or funny as long as its eye catching and appealing to take selfies in front of it.
I would just like them to be edited is all. My focus would be to remove the shadows in our faces. Not sure if I can get them to look any more romantic than they are but I would like them to be printable and aesthetically nice :D About 2 weeks timeframe
Hello I’m looking for a person to help me design social media posts for a local school on a permanent basis. I need somebody who has incredible design skills and can to the turn designs around fast and when needed this is an ongoing project for the foreseeable future. I would like a cool look a...Interviews link has opened for parents to make a booking. The interviews will be held during next week, commencing Monday 22 March 2021. Second post: Canberra Excursion Reminder– Wednesday 8 March – Friday 10 March 2023 Students will need to arrive at school at 6.30am sharp on Wednesday 8 March. Students will return at approximately 6:15pm on Friday 10 March. Third post : (this a lighthearted funny meme post) If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don&r...
