Please contact me before placing your order! Are you a science journalist or scientist with a great idea still in the beginning stages? Or are you stuck closer to the finish line, unsure what you need to do to get your paper up to commercial or academic publishing standards? I can help! I am a widely published writer of nonfiction, journalism, and science research with a wide variety of publications under my belt. I especially excel in first-person investigative journalism, memoir and biography, mainstreaming science for press releases and articles, and polishing scientific papers pre-publication (especially mechanical engineering, biomedical engineering, Sports science, Ergonomics, Biomechanics). I can advise on ...
I am looking for a experience digital marketing specialist for can help manage Facebook and Instagram ads for some of our clients. You will need to have experience in increasing brand awareness and the ability to generate leads, and grow website sales. We are not looking for someone who is still learning, but rather a person who already has the skills and can help bring something to our team. Please mention *SOCIAL* in your bid, and only bid if you are an individual with experience.
I need some amendments made to my website Font loading issue At the moment I have a font loading issue with several different fonts being loaded before the final one is loaded. I need one font instantly loaded rather than how it appears currently. I’m happy for this to be a different font (such as one that sits on Google), if it will load instantly, however I want the font still looking good, Lead Form capture not working The form capture isn’t working correctly. Originally it was sending through to my email address when someone filled out a form, however I had my email moved from GoDaddy to Google and it hasn’t worked since. Additionally the form capture doesn’t have the capability to actually see the response...
This project is for Emon. Do not bid otherwise. Get me ranking in the top 200 for each of the keywords. If ranked sooner, bidder to still give one month of work at least 5 days per week. At least 200 solid backlinks per day. Target Country is USA 1 - Accident Lawyers 2 - Truck Accident Lawyers 3 - Car Accident Lawyers 4 - Boat Accident Lawyers 5 - Construction Accident Lawyers 6 - Lyft Accident Lawyers 7 - Uber Accident Lawyers 8 - Pool Accident Lawyers 9 - Personal Injury Lawyers 10 - Motor Vehicle Accident Lawyers 11 - Personal Injury Lawyer Near Me 12 - Lawyer For Car Accident 13 - Personal Accident Lawyer 14 - Car Lawyer Accident 15 - Attorney Personal Injury Near Me 16 - Accident Lawyers Car 17 - Personal Injury Lawyer Attorney 18 - Car Accident Attorney Lawyer 19 - A...
...Processing for User Face Image with Clothing Overlay I am looking for a freelancer who can utilize AI technology and image processing to create a single image that combines a user's face image with clothing overlay. The specific requirements for this project are as follows: AI Technology: - The freelancer should have expertise in image processing techniques to achieve the desired result. API Preferences: - There are no specific API preferences, and the freelancer can use their discretion in selecting the most suitable API for the task. Final Output: - The final output should be a single image that contains the user's face image with clothing overlay. - The clothing overlay should include a t-shirt from a second image and pants from...
Hello, I will need 2 different versions of a very simple booking android app. the important part is the communication with our simple Java (eclipse) backend. Analytical step-by-step details will be sent in doc, together with helpful code and matterial, as well as the java eclipse project of the backend. We will need 2 completely different versions of the same app (completely different gui, comments on code, approach where possibble, all variable and function names, structure and order) Budget is $200 USD for both (2 milestones $140 USD and $60 USD) Deadline: 27/5 for the first and 30/5 for the second
I'm looking to establish a new business in the Food & Beverage industry. I'm still in the ideation phase, so I need help with the following: - Conducting Market Research: Understanding the current landscape, identifying trends and potential gaps in the market. - Crafting a Business Plan: I need a comprehensive business plan that includes a clear vision, mission, and a strategy for sustainable growth. - Financial Projections: Creating realistic financial projections that will help me understand the financial viability of the business. Ideal freelancers for this project should have experience in the food and beverage industry, have previous experience starting a business, and be skilled in market research and fina...
I'm in need of a creative writer to come up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target a...
I'm seeking an expert freelancer with strong abilities in automation for a technology focused project. The main function of the project is to drive automation across several processes. However, the specific processes to be automated still need definition. Thus, proficiency in identifying and streamlining operational inefficiencies is critical. Ideally, candidates will have proven experience in tech-related projects, a detailed understanding of automation and a knack for problem-solving.
We filmed a short PSA and trying to see how possible it is to take the character out of the final shot. Attached is the frame. We would just need a still image so you wouldn't be masking him out in the video. The trick would be could you make it look like we filmed it without him there.
I'm looking for a talented animator to create a 3D video that showcases the features of our product. Key Requirements: - 3D Animation: The video has to be in 3D animation to really bring out the product's features in a visually stunning and engaging way. - Duration: The video should be between 1-2 minutes in length. It's important that the animation is concise and to the point while still being able to showcase the product effectively. Ideal Freelancer: - Prior Experience: Previous experience with 3D animation is a must. You should have a strong portfolio of works that demonstrates your proficiency in this area. - Attention to Detail: A keen eye for detail is crucial as the video needs to accurately represent the feat...
I am seeking a skilled architect to design a residential house that has five or more bedrooms. Given the number of rooms, the design should be thoughtful of functional and efficient use of space. At this stage, I'm still working on other details such as the total number of residents. - Ideal Experience and Skills: - Proven experience in architectural design of residential properties - Strong portfolio showcasing your ability to design for large spaces - Prior work on properties with 5 or more bedrooms is highly beneficial Your proposal should include your approach to design, portfolio of past projects and estimated timeline. Please include references if possible. An understanding of local zoning and building regulations would be an added advantage.
We are a marketplace an have an excellent website (Build in Next Js) that is facing some indexing issues in google. I'm looking for an expert in programmatic SEO (pSEO) to help me resolve these issues. We currently have 3.8 M pages build through programmatic SEO and only 136K pages are indexed. Key Responsibilities: - Identify & resolve the specific indexing problems affecting my website - Suggest and implement strategies to improve website's indexing Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in SEO, with a strong emphasis on programmatic SEO - Expertise in resolving indexing issues - Excellent understanding of search engine algorithms and indexing processes - High proficiency in SEO tools and analytics Your insights and solutions will...
I need English speakers from across the globe for a two-month recording project aiming to record scripts through a conversation. Scripts to record regard many subjects like healthcare, business, games, law and tourism. Recordings will be performed through an app between two peoples forming a group, so teams of many english speakers are welcome, but if you are not a team and you have a person like a friend or a brother with whom you can record, you are still welcome to apply. Check the form joined below to know more about the project.
...working on a Premier Pro project, but I'm experiencing video glitches in the form of unwanted artefacts that need to be fixed. Therefore, need an expert video editor, proficient with Premier pro, who can help me eliminate these glitches swiftly. Ideal skills include: - Proficiency in Adobe Premier Pro - Experience with video glitch fixing - Keen eye for detecting and eradicating unwanted artifacts - Excellent problem-solving skills that will ensure efficient resolution of the issue. I was told by Adobe Help that it was third party fonts, and GPU capability causing the issues, but I have deleted the fonts, and used a more powerful computer, still with the same issues and warnings coming up. I have since removed effects that were needing the mo...
I'm seeking a design expert to create a clean, minimalist landing page focused on promoting my product/service. Please make sure to integrate the following details about my offerings into the design: - Specifications of product/service - Testimonials/reviews - Comprehensive price list - Terms and conditions - List of services The ideal freelancer for this task would have extensive experience in minimalist design and a keen understanding of marketing fundamentals to optimally position the product/service. The aim is to communicate these details clearly while still maintaining a clean and uncluttered aesthetic. Experience in conversion optimization and user experience principles will also be a significant advantage, as the end goal is not ju...
I'm looking for four fitness experts - 2 males and 2 females, with diverse backgrounds (white and black) - to help me create short, low-intensity home workout video...(white and black) - to help me create short, low-intensity home workout videos. These videos will be targeted at individuals looking to lose weight. - Each video should be 1 minute or less in duration. - I need the experts to provide a variety of workouts focusing on different areas of the body. Ideal candidates should have a strong fitness background, experience in creating workout videos and a good understanding of weight loss and low-intensity workouts. A good on-screen presence is also important. The goal is to create engaging videos that are accessible to a wide range ...
I'm looking for a creative designer to craft an engaging poster on the theme "When You Turn 18". The poster will be aimed at young adults and should raise awareness of the various laws that impact them. - The poster should be designed in an educational and informative manner, without focusing on any specific laws. - The aim is to encourage the target audience to access the online platform "When You Turn 18", where they can find detailed information about legal rights and responsibilities, financial independence, and educational opportunities. Should include a QR code to the online brochure. - The theme of the poster is related to adulthood and laws and must appeal to young adults as it will be available to high schools. - should include...
I need to wrap a label (fictitious) on a soup can - the label is already created with aspect ratio of Pi - once the label is applied to the can, the can needs to rotate 360 degrees so we can see all parts of the label. I want a photo realistic render at 4K with an alpha channel so I can layer it onto a background if I choose to. I will need a few 6K still renders also. I have attached a few of the photoshop mock-ups I have created.
I'm looking for a logo designer to create a playful and fun logo for , an advertising platform aimed at helping girls find jobs in the adult industry. The ideal logo style should be playful and fun, while still maintaining professionalism. It should appeal to our target audience - women looking for job opportunities in the adult industry. Key points to consider: - The design should be bright and vibrant, to attract attention and make a statement. - The logo should include a symbol related to the adult industry, whilst remaining tasteful and not explicit. - The design needs to be modern and unique, setting us apart in this competitive market. - The end result should be a memorable and professional logo that represents our brand effectively. ...
I'm in need of a skilled individual who is proficient in blockchain and wallet analysis, specifically on the Arbitrum blockchain. The project involves analyzing transaction patterns and wallet balances and activities. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in blockchain analysis, particularly on the Arbitrum blockchain - Ability to identify patterns and trends in transactions - Proficient in analyzing wallet balances and activities Deliverables: - A comprehensive report that includes methodology, analysis, and conclusion - The report should be presented in a combination of written format and visual presentation (charts and graphs) Please note that I will provide you with access to the necessary pages and data on Arbiscan. Your task will be to fetch data...
I am seeking a developer with a strong frontend skill set. Fullstack developers are also welcome. Compatibility with desktop is a must. Your main responsibility will be user account management, so experience in this area is highly preferable. You will be tasked with developing and maintaining the user account management system of our website. It is crucial that the system is efficient, secure, and user-friendly. Your main job would be to finish my work. The design is done, but some of the requests to the api still remain undone. Therefore you need to finish them and also fix a bug that disallows an user authenticated via google account to add their products to the cart. The job needs to be done by the end of the month
I am in need of a freelance professional who can assist with the creation of a magazine to promote a small rural town in Arizona and our RV resort. We also need you to design 6 billboards and signs for our RV resort. The magazine will be composed of: 1) A 35 page magazine/brochure containing ads for local businesses, small business features, business directory, area information, etc. The design and copywriting for each page, including ads, need to be created by you. We can provide an outline and resources for reference, as well as photos. We can give you some information about the business, some guidance/references, but will need you to write the copy (using AI is fine), 2) Design of clean and mod...
I'm looking for four fitness experts - 2 males and 2 females, with diverse backgrounds (white and black) - to help me create short, low-intensity home workout videos. ...(white and black) - to help me create short, low-intensity home workout videos. These videos will be targeted at individuals looking to lose weight. - Each video should be 1 minute or less in duration. - I need the experts to provide a variety of workouts focusing on different areas of the body. Ideal candidates should have a strong fitness background, experience in creating workout videos and a good understanding of weight loss and low-intensity workouts. A good on-screen presence is also important. The goal is to create engaging videos that are accessible to a wide range ...
...LOGO! I A'M NOT LOOKING FOR A NEW LOGO. SEE ATTACHED FILES. ALL OTHERS WILL BE REJECTED. I'm looking for a skilled graphic designer who can simplify our current logo for me. This version needs to be reduced to a basic outline and designed in a minimalist style that's ideal for embroidery on t-shirts and hats. The logo may be repositioned to the right side, and the company name on the left side to fit the dimensions. The tag line "Flow Freely with Spotless RV Tanks." can be removed or relocated if needed for fit. Key Requirements: - The final design should be 2-1/4" tall x 4-1/2" wide. - You should simplify the logo while ensuring that the main elements - the company name and the symbol - are still clearly rec...
I'm looking for a web designer/developer to redesign an IT company's website. The current site has plenty of content but has become disorganized and hard to navigate. The key details of this project are: - We would like to keep the same color scheme. - Modern and slick design, but we should still be able to display lots of information. - Keeping the existing content: The new design should maintain all the current content and functionalities. - We have had lots of SEO work done throughout the years and we would like to keep as much of that progress as possible, as well as add in some new SEO efforts. - Emphasis on mobile responsiveness: The new website must be highly responsive on all mobile devices. - An organized navigation that is less confusing th...
I'm in need of an expert who can help me address a GPU compatibility issue I'm experiencing with TensorFlow and PyTorch. Despite having installed the latest drivers for my NVIDIA GeForce GTX 3060, I'm still facing issues with these frameworks. Key Responsibilities: - Diagnose the root cause of the incompatibility - Implement a solution that allows seamless use of TensorFlow and PyTorch on my Windows 10 system with the NVIDIA GPU Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in TensorFlow, PyTorch, and GPU utilization - Strong understanding of Windows 10 environment - Previous experience in resolving compatibility issues with these frameworks
Hello, I'm interested in taking the original image you modified the wires on for me, and doing three versions. 1. With the wires recolored in Red and Blue. This will be the base for images 2 and 3. 2. One with the Red wires still visible, but the Blue wires grayed out. 3. One with the Blue wires visible, but the Red wires grayed out. This are going on a new website we are working on so there maybe some additional tweaks after this as well. Best, Caleb
I need a clean, professional Wordpress website created for my brand. It must be simplistic, user-friendly, and designed to cater to B2B customers. The primary purpose of this website is to serve as a platform for displaying multiple products from our brand. There will be no ecommerce functionality - it's more about showcasing the products than selling them. Here's what I'm looking for: - A simplistic, easy to use layout that still looks professional - A design that specifically caters to B2B customers - The ability to display a variety of products without overwhelming visitors - A responsive design that looks good on all devices - SEO-friendly structure and content Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Wordpr...
I'm in the process of launching a new enterprise and I'm in need of a logo that represents my brand. The ideal design style for me is minimalist. I am looking for something that is clean and simple, yet still impactful. Key Points: - The logo should reflect warm-toned colors - red, orange, or yellow. - Simplicity is key. An intricate design would not be suitable for this project. I am looking for a designer with a strong portfolio of minimalist designs, particularly if they have experience with warm colors. If you have experience with branding for startups and new enterprises, that would be a plus. Your experience in translating brand values into visual elements will be highly valued.
...specifically interested in a 3D and animated style logo for this project. The logo will primarily be used on our website and Visiting Card and T-Shirt, so it should be versatile enough to look good in both digital and physical formats. You need to bring logo to life in 3D and in ANIMATION also....it should be moving. I have made a rough logo, please refer Attachment with this project, that's important INSTRUCTIONS-: I want this logo to be in Bluish and Orange colour theme Colour of "Resume" icon should remain the same. Icon should animate. Name should wave left to right ...or any other special effects also will do. Tagline to remain still Entire complete logo should appear in some sort of 3D block Background of 3D bl...
I have a small scale project requiring comprehensive color correction with adjustments to hue, saturation, and luminance on a collection of real estate photos and videos. Here's what I'm looking for: Main Task: • Comprehensive color correction for 10-15 real estate photos. Add color pop feature to 2-3 photos outlining lot for sale in color. Make sky and water look as good as possible while still looking natural. Key requirements: • Must have professional experience in photo and video editing • Expertise in color correction with attention to details on hue, saturation, and luminance adjustments • Ability to maintain the realness and authenticity of the real estate photos while enhancing visual experience. I am anticipating a pa...
...looking to engage a young, trend-savvy audience, I need your creative expertise to shape my brand. I'm seeking a brand name and logo design that fully encapsulates a minimalist style reflecting a sophisticated and tasteful tone suitable for the GenZ market. The color palette should be primarily pastel-focused. Ideal Skills: - Graphic Design - Branding - Creativity - Knowledge of Gen Z Trends Experience: - Proven track record in brand development for Gen Z audience - Portfolio illustrating past work with minimalist design and pastel color palettes This opportunity is more than just a design project, it's a chance to shape a brand's identity. You'll move beyond aesthetics and engage with the spirit of the proj...
...for an experienced developer to create a responsive website that can effectively interact with a LLM AI model. This model should be able to provide prompt-based responses to users who interact with it via a chat interface. Key requirements for this project include: - Implementing an NLP AI model: You should have a solid understanding of NLP concepts and be able to integrate this into the website effectively. - Chat interface development: The chat interface should be user-friendly and engaging, allowing users to receive responses to their prompts seamlessly. - Basic customization: Although we seek a simplistic design, the chat interface should still maintain a professional and appealing look. This means including pres...
I am seeking a proficient graphic designer to create a minimalistic agricultural logo. The design should embody simplicity, yet still have the ability to strongly represent my business. Key specifics: Our business name is Brown Agri Solutions, our slogan is Our solutions fix your problems. - My color palate choice would be a fusion of greens and browns. or Brown and light browns/gold. - The logo must incorporate a wheat symbol, an aspect quintessential to agriculture. extra points for encapsulating a spanner within the wheat head symbol - It's fundamental that the design is identifiable, easy to understand yet carries a level of sophistication. Ideal skills for this project would be: - Extensive experience in graphic design - Profi...
I am in need of a compact PCB design for a relay bank. The primary application of this relay bank is for industrial control, so the design needs to be both efficient and reliable. Key requirements: - The relay bank should be small in size, while still accommodating 6 triggers at 230 volts. - The design must include a dry switch rated at 13 Amps. - The PCB must be designed with the intention of obtaining CE certification. Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in PCB design, particularly for high voltage applications. - Experience in designing for industrial control applications. - Knowledge of CE certification requirements for PCBs. It's crucial that the design be not only functional but also compliant with CE standards. I look for...
I'm in need of a talented label designer who can create a modern and minimalist wine label for my brand. "Clan McCauley Gin" Slogan: "Clan McCauley Gin: Crafted with heritage, enjoyed with friends." Logo: Design a logo that reflects the clan theme. You could incorporate imagery like a tartan pattern, a crest, or a stylized image of a family gathering. Bottle Design: Choose a bottle design that reflects the premium nature of the gin. A classic, heavy glass bottle with a simple label can be very effective. Bottle design for "The McCauley Cuvée" wine: Label Design: Since "Cuvée" implies a special blend, you coul...
...highlight the quality and freshness of our products, and entice viewers to visit our website and make a purchase. The video should reflect the fun, cheeky, and funky personality of our brand, utilizing still images creatively. Target Audience Women aged 25-54 Cookie lovers and those looking for delicious, premium treats Key Sales Points Over 30 funky cookie flavours Made with premium ingredients Rave reviews from satisfied customers Freshly baked to order Video Specifications Length: 30 seconds Tone: Upbeat, fun, and playful Music: Energetic and cheerful Visual Style: Bright, colorful, and engaging Additional Notes Please ensure the video captures the playful and funky essence of our brand. Given that we only have still images available, we are looking fo...
I urgently need a magnet design for a beverage company. The design should reflect style theme of our website, making it consistent with our brand identity. Key Requirements: - Incorporate Company Logo - Include Product Images - Ensure a Modern Style Additional Details: - The size of the magnet needs to be 3 x 5 inches. I'm looking for a skilled graphic designer with experience in creating modern, impactful designs. The ideal candidate should have: - Proven experience in designing magnets or similar promotional material - Proficiency in graphic design software - A keen eye for modern aesthetics and brand consistency This is an urgent project, so I'm looking for someone who can deliver high-quality work quickly.
More details: Is this project for business or personal use? Personal What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Detailed project proposals How soon do you need your project completed? ASAP.
I have a substantial amount of data that needs to be copied and pasted, and I'm looking for a specialist to take over this task. The details of the specific tasks, files, and source content are still to be defined, however, the job will involve copy-pasting from a variety of sources.
I need a skilled photoshopper with a knack for creating natural looking images. The goal of this project is to include someone who wasn't in the original photo. Your role would be to seamlessly add this person. Points to consider: - The person's position doesn't matter. They can be placed anywhere as long as the composition still looks balanced. - It's crucial that the final image looks as natural and candid as if everyone, including the added person, was there when it was taken. Skills and Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Extensive experience in photo-editing and manipulation - Ability to maintain the original photo's tone and mood - Strong attention to detail to ensure alignment with the original photo's elements.
I need a logo designed for my cleaning service, Opie's Cleaning Service. I have a few key requirements to ensure the design fits the brand and communicates the right message. Key Project Requirements: - Colors: The logo should incorporate blue and green, these colors should be the primary colors of the design. - Design Type: I'm specifically looking for a combination of text and icon - a logo that can portray the friendliness of the service, while still having a professional touch to it. - Message: The logo should convey a sense of friendliness. -Examples: Attached are 4 Examples of logos I like. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in designing combination logos - A good understanding of color psychol...
As a real estate professional, I'm looking for a skilled telemarketer to assist me in generating leads. The main goal of the calls will be to set appointments for potential clients to view properties. Key Points: - Industry Focus: Real Estate owners - Main Goal: Setting Appointments The ideal candidate for this project should possess: - Previous experience in cold calling - Understanding of the real estate industry - Excellent communication skills - Ability to follow a moderately detailed script - Experience with rebuttals and objection handling Please note that the script will not be provided in exact wording; rather, it will be moderately detailed, with possible rebuttals. This is to ensure that the caller can adapt to the situation and engage in an organic c...
I'm in need of a creative writer to come up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target a...
I'm in need of a reliable professional to conduct text data entry for magazine advertisements. The successful freelancer should have: - Strong attention to detail - Proficiency in English - Prior experience in data entry, particularly with swift and accurate text input While not required, experience with magazine ad placements could also be highly beneficial, as the task involves inserting advertisements directly into a magazine. However, please note the specific magazine has not been disclosed at this point. Applicants without such specific experience but with proven data entry skills are still encouraged to bid.
I'm in need of a Hispanic themed vintage-inspired label design for a food product. The label should include both nutritional facts and ingredients list. The product is a Hispanic spice mix you add to food. Fun Info about product: Birria Taco Seasoning emerged from the kitchens of Jalisco, Mexico, and is based on the hearty, heavily seasoned stew served at Jalisco-area celebrations, like weddings or baptisms. Traditionally, birria was made with goat’s meat, but today, it is primarily made with braised beef or pork. It is still served as a stew, though it’s now often served on a cheese-stuffed taco that’s crisped in the fat skimmed off the braising liquid. A consommé comes on the side for an ext...
I am looking for a skilled web developer who can construct an outstanding e-commerce website targeting the general public. As I am still uncertain about the color scheme or potential branding, I would value your input and creativity in this area. Key Skills & Experience: - Expertise in ecommerce platforms. - Experience with site design and aesthetics. - Familiarity with user-focused design. - Ability to understand and cater to a general public audience. - Proficiency in designing a user-friendly interface. - Suggestions for color schemes is a plus. Overall, I need someone who can create a visually appealing, easy to navigate, and successful online store. Your ability to understand audience preferences and translate this into ...
I'm in need of a talented Android developer who can bring my vision to life - an investment app and website. Key Features: - User Registration and Login: The platform will need a secure, user-friendly registration and login system to ensure that users can access their accounts easily, while keeping their information safe. - Product Listing and Search: The app and website should allow for the listing of different investment products and enable users to search for and view these products. - Payment Gateway Integration: Users must have access to a secure and reliable payment gateway, as they will be investing money through the app. Design: I prefer a colorful and vibrant design that is pleasant to the eye yet still profes...
