VERY QUICK, EMERGENCY Wordpress Template Customization

Please, don't bid if you can't do this within the next 24 hours. Sorry for the rush, but have had too many promises on this project which were not kept and customer DROP-DEADLINE is Monday at 9 a.m. How fast can you help? Need custom areas (widgets?), a 2 column content area under that all added to a theme front page and category specific feature box to show on archive pages. [login to view URL] Sadly, I'm trying to make it look (design, CSS, etc.) and work EXACTLY like: [login to view URL] The only difference will be where they have Customer Tools in 3rd column in the row with the video, we need a tabbed widget area with contact form, testimonials and not sure what else. Footer can be the same as theirs. last attempt was; [login to view URL] Try not to laugh. Use any theme we have loaded or start from scratch, your choice. I don't care. It just has to happen. Oh and yes, SEO is the top priority and I know Mr. Quik is a Joomla site and that would be easier, but they want Wordpress. See Detailed Description ## Deliverables SIDE NOTES: The silder area needs this fading jquery animation (or however you need to do it) as well as a set of static links on the right side, blending into the image like the site I want to mimic. The image needs to overlap the static links (menu). Ultimately I will have cut out images to place in there. Need the easiest theme base for non-techs (like me, obviously) to be able to customize links and featured (or widgets) areas. Besides the home page working as Mr. Quick, we need to be able to add a customized archive page feature box specific to each category like on: [login to view URL] I was thinking maybe custom post type for category (archive page) areas specific to each category, but I don't know. We have to be able to put either image or text in the area. I clearly am very confused on what to do with this. RECAP: It needs to be basically functional by 9 a.m. Monday C.S.T.. The menu (links) next to the image can wait several days if absolutely necessary. Please let me know. Order of priority. 1) overall layout 2) category specific archive feature boxes 2) slider menu (to right of slider) 3) slider edit in admin very low priority Home page recap (my best attempt to describe what's on Mr. Quik) 1) overall layout and function (like Mr. Quik) a) 3 buttons right under slider, get an estimate, etc. these will link to a contact form b) 3-4 widgets under those 3 buttons video, menu (formatted like sample), 3rd a tabbed widget with aWeber contact form, and maybe testimonials c) a 2 column body/content area below that for SEO copy d) 4 widget footer. 2) Gradient links menu (to right of slider) with slider photo overlapping (like on Mr. Quik) It is OK if this slider link menu is hardcoded for now. ALSO, need category specific content and photo/video to be at top of each archive page. like Mr. Quiks air conditioner page. Feel free to use any of Mr. Quik's images or info for demo purposes. We have pewrmission. Again, sorry for the rush. I'm 3 weeks behind between trying to do it myself and getting stood up by 3 other coders. HELP!!!