Fun Logo animation for Unique logo

I'd like to see two animation versions for my logo for two specific uses. Version 1 (Dancing Logo) I'd like to see the logo dance, perhaps grow some legs and arms and be able to dance to any music. I'd also like to see it wink and smile. I want to be able to stop the dance and add a speech balloon at any time where the logo points to the balloon when the music stops. Version 2 (Narration Logo) I want the logo synced for its mouth movement to any text. I'd like it to move its mouth and blink, smile, and act human for all sorts of text.