As a former English Major, I have plenty of experience writing in various styles. I am capable of creating interesting and effective copy in a rather rapid fashion. With careful and attentive proofreading, I can assure a level of quality that will make your project a success.
I believe that this is the perfect project for me. The description mentions a witty and humorous tone in writing which is my favorite style to use. I have written pieces similar to this, having worked on a student-run, underground publication on my previous college campus. In addition to this prior experience, I also worked as the website assistant at the college that I attended so I was tasked to write copy that was prominently featured on both the school's website and web portal. If given the opportunity, I would be able to bring all of these skills as well as a vast knowledge of pop culture and academia to this task to create the most effective content for your project.
Finally, please do not base your decision on this proposal. This is not at all the tone or style i would write in for an assignment like this. I can, however, send along some writing samples that are more indicative of that voice.
I look forward to hearing from you soon and I thank you for considering me for your project.