All Kinds of Link Building

I'm looking for Link Builders. Any and all types of link building. Including: Blog comments, article marketing, directory submissions, profile links, social bookmarking, etc, etc, etc. I am especially interested in anyone who has link building strategies that are not common, and therefor will bring links that others cannot get. I am even open to link buying if anyone has access to cheap links. If you bid, please give me detailed information about exactly what I will be getting & at what price. For example: 500 do-follow blog comments for $xx.xx. Or another example: 2000 profile links for $xx.xx. Please be as detailed as possible. Also please give me separate pricing for each type of link building. If the work is good, I will give you link building projects EVERY MONTH.