Wordpress + Joomla

We have a commercial wordpress plugin for joomla from corephp and have just installed a fresh copy on the new site and moved old files over. We need to do the following: 1. customize the header/landing page 2. install search 4. install wordpress plugins from corephp 5. permission guest correspondents, authors, editors and admin 6. configure structure of articles on page 7. configure categories 8. condense the tags 9. make sure video installation as easy as possible 10. address varying fonts and sizing and formatting 11. set up rss feed, widget, to twitter, facebook and you tube 12. configure footer at bottom 13. set up the comments 14. set up the social meeting sharing 15. ensure content viewable on smartphones 16. need sitemap and archives page Must be done by this Sunday. Need a wordpress guru